People, you got to make up your minds. Which is it? In my world, everything is black and white. Literally. It's sort of black and white. Or so you tell me. Truth is, I see in vibrant colors. See my tongue in that pic up there? That's a beautiful shade of green, right?

Okay, let me explain, I know you'd call it kind of pink. But in my world, we call it green. Don't look at me like that. It's no different than saying salt is bad for you and then saying it's good for you.